Aggiornamento: You’re doing it wrong!
In the woodworks: Niagra Anglican Archdiocese is planning an internet porn service designed to connect with the experience of teenagers.
Karl Barth would say “Read the Bible in one hand, and Dr. Seuss in the other.”
Cosmos the in Lost 
I stayed to the end to see if these were Roman Catholics and am so relieved to see that they were not. As bad as things are, I could not quite believe any Roman Catholic priest would alter the words of consecration.